Horcoff Scores

2010-01-04T16:55:00.001-08:00

NHL Distractions

2009-11-30T12:55:00.003-08:00

The following are common distractions that face some of the NHL's top players.

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To be vaccinated or not to be vaccinated? That is the question!

2009-11-25T15:04:00.000-08:00

This is a screenshot of Google News headlines on November 25, 2009. The contradicting articles were published less than 3 hours apart.

If you want to read the articles follow the links below:

"CDC: Swine flu vaccine safe; no big problems seen"

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gcx9bjqSn_mHLMw5rb3eoY32TZdQD9C6Q4U01

"Reactions to Glaxo Flu Vaccine Under Investigation in Canada"

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601082&sid=aUle5CWoYOp4

Classic Cheese - Horatio Cane Style

2009-11-25T15:01:00.001-08:00

Badminton

2009-11-25T15:00:00.001-08:00

Jus' Do It Murray

2009-11-25T14:59:00.001-08:00

The Truth about Frank McGee...

2009-09-22T14:55:00.000-07:00

THE TRUTH ABOUT FRANK MCGEE

Sure you have heard of Frank McGee, the famous One Eyed Hockey Player who scored 14 goals in a single Stanley Cup game way back in 1904. (pictured below, far right)

But do you know the truth about this man?

Who was he really?

You may be startled to learn that this man, Frank McGee is surrounded by an age old mystery that still baffles scientists and conspiracy theorists today.

FRANK McGEE IN HISTORY

The earliest known information about Frank Mcgee is found in the fossil record. Many scientists believe that early primates and eventually modern man, actually evolved from Frank McGee.

Historians studying ancient ruins and scrolls uncovered in the Red Sea have concluded that Frank McGee began his role in early humanity as a dear friend and drinking buddy of Julius Caesar. After Caesars assassination, Frank McGee vowed never to touch alcohol again.

Vowing to avenge Caesars death, Frank McGee summoned the armies of Middle Earth to his side and marched into battle.

With his enemies defeated, Frank McGee set his sights on the New World. He convinced his nephew Christopher Columbus to sail across the oceans with the promise that if the world was indeed flat, he would owe Christopher a case of beer.

Fortunately, the world was not flat and the New World was discovered! Wasting no time, Frank McGee set out to make a life for himself in the New World, eager to pursue his life-long dream...Making really tall hats. His most famous customer is pictured below. (Abraham Lincoln)

By the early 20th Century, Really Tall Hats were no longer in fashion so Frank McGee closed up shop and joined the Army so he could see the world. He was a decorated Officer in World War 1...

...and a hotshot pilot in World War 2.

After the war, Frank McGee took a job building skyscrapers.

Although Frank McGee enjoyed building such towers as the Eiffel Tower, Empire State Building and the CN Tower, his career as a Building Builder was cut short when he was Drafted to fight in the Korean War.

After the Korean War, Frank McGee decided he had enough of fighting and decided he wanted to devote his life to Music & Love. He got a job as a Roadie, tuning guitars for a promising young musician, Elvis Presley.

Before long Frank McGee formed a band of his own with some blokes from London he met at Burger King. They called themselves the Beatles.

Frank McGee still longed for more though and eventually quit the band. He gave his drum set to a pal of his, Ringo, who took his spot in the band. Free from his Record Contract, Frank McGee now set his eyes on the moon. Literally.

Being the first man in space touched Frank McGee deeply. Seeing the Earth from outer space turned him into a deeply spiritual man. He left NASA and moved to India where he began sharing his insight and wisdom with a quirky little fellow he met named Ghandi.

Unfortunately, Frank McGee developed a severe addiction to Hashish (Cannabis). He began cage fighting for money to support his addiction and became a legend in the under world of Middle Eastern cage fighting. Frank McGee moved back to the United States and began coaching a young fighter, sharing his knowledge of fighting techniques. His young apprentice, Muhammad Ali became a great fighter and went on to win many championships with the help of Frank McGee.

Because of his ability to turn his body into a lethal weapon, Frank McGee was recruited by the CIA to work as a Body Guard for President J.F. Kennedy.

The Death of JFK inspired Frank McGee and he began a long career in politics. Eventually though, Frank got tired of the scandals and lies and quit his political career in the mid 1990's.

Frank McGee moved to Hollywood to escape the politics of Washington and landed a supporting role in the 2003 Blockbuster: Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle of Life.

His steamy relationship with co-star Angelina Jolie was inevitable and the two married shortly after the movie finished filming.

Frank McGee began a family with his lovely new wife and enjoyed a sense of happiness and satisfaction he had never before felt. Sadly though, a bad report from the doctor informing Frank McGee that he suffered from High Cholesterol put a damper on his families future. Determined to get healthy again, Frank McGee took up Olympic Swimming to get back in shape. He broke several records and won Gold Medals at every tournament he competed in, except for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games where he was defeated by Michael Phelps.

Recently, Frank McGee has faded from the public eye and is reported to be in good health, enjoying his family life in Pittsburgh, PA. The last known photograph of Frank McGee was taken at Game 7 of the 2009 Stanley Cup Finals, where he is seen cheering for the peach fuzz on Sidney Crosbie 's upper lip.

The End.